If the wind is right, you can sail away and find serenity

In the late ’70s/early ’80s, there existed a commercially successful sub-genre of rock music that had been called “the West Coast sound,” or “adult-oriented rock” (AOR). Basically, it mixed pop, R&B, soul, funk, and jazz into impeccably produced radio-ready songs that emphasized melody and mellow vibes and downplayed rock’s harsher elements. “Soft rock,” some called it, although some of the songs were not ballads or even all that “soft.”

In 2005, J.D. Ryznar, a Southern California writer/director/producer who considers himself a fan of that music, became fascinated with how much of it seemed to be recorded by the same community of Los Angeles-based studio musicians. He developed a comedy video web series he dubbed “Yacht Rock,” which poked fun at what he guessed would be the music you’d hear if you frequented the marinas where the wealthy hung out sipping drinks on their yachts.

Although the songs of artists like Michael McDonald, Steely Dan, Christopher Cross, Toto and others were never referred to as “yacht rock” at the time the music was created, the moniker is now widely used, both lovingly and pejoratively, to characterize the precise, polished, sublime sounds that commanded a great deal of airplay in the 1975-1985 period.

Indeed, for almost two decades now, an Atlanta-based ensemble known as Yacht Rock Revue has been touring for up to 100 shows per year, pumping out convincing cover versions of songs that fall into the loosely defined category. I attended one of these shows in Nashville last week and found it be fun and entertaining, even if it was pretty much just a bunch of unidentified musicians operating as a competent cover band. They’re not unlike the “tribute bands” that cover songs of one specific group (like Dark Star, the famous Grateful Dead tribute band), except Yacht Rock Revue offer renditions of songs by a couple dozen different artists.

To my ears, many of the tunes played are great songs, even favorites of mine — tracks like The Doobie Brothers’ “What a Fool Believes,” Christopher Cross’s “Ride Like the Wind,” Toto’s “Hold the Line,” Kenny Loggins’s “This Is It,” Nicolette Larson’s “Lotta Love,” Boz Scaggs’s “Lowdown” and Fleetwood Mac’s “You Make Loving Fun.” Sure, they were (and still are) overplayed, but that’s really the fault of unimaginative radio programmers rather than the artists who recorded them.

Ryznar admits that the “yacht rock” phrase was meant to gently mock the non-threatening, smooth pop that served as the soundtrack for his short-lived comedy video series, but the name stuck, thanks in large part to jaded music critics who seized on it in their effort to disparage anything that didn’t rock out aggressively with shrieking vocals and shredded guitar solos.

I asked a few music-loving friends what the term “yacht rock” meant to them, and one said, “It’s music for preppy, upper-class, entitled kids (or wanna-be’s thereof) who took the easy-listening way out of having to understand what rock ‘n’ roll was all about.” Another friend added, “Think Tad and Muffy on the back deck in the harbor, dressed in casual (but expensive) Abercrombie attire, with a pitcher of margaritas.”

I beg to differ. Even Ryznar said he used the term affectionately, and those who like this style have embraced the “yacht rock” term. They sold out the Ryman Auditorium last week, as they have in most cities where Yacht Rock Revue have performed, many showing they were in on the joke by wearing captain’s hats and other nautical gear.

It’s music with strong R&B and smooth jazz influences, high production values, clean vocals and light, catchy melodies. In 2014, music writer Matt Colier identified what he feels are the key defining rules of the genre: 1) Keep it smooth, even when it grooves; 2) Keep the emotions light even when the sentiment turns sad; 3) Keep it catchy; 4) Offer the exhilaration of escape.

Bands like Toto and Steely Dan featured a very clean, precise sound that was painstakingly produced, and critics who prefer a rawer brand of rock find that pristine sound to be a negative, synonymous with “too commercial” and “lacking soul or spontaneity.” Rock and roll is meant to be rough around the edges, uncultured, with in-your-face energy and immediacy, they claim. Well, hey, I like loud, growling hard rock too, but there’s room in my music library for both.

On Sirius XM, there’s a station called Yacht Rock Radio that plays this stuff exclusively. “We celebrate the smooth-sailing soft rock from the late 70s and early 80s,” says its website. “It’s the kind of rock that doesn’t rock the boat!”

“Yacht Rock: A DOCKumentary,” released in 2024, examines the phenomenon, interviewing a variety of musicians and music industry types who, either enthusiastically or grudgingly, concede that the music in question is sonically top-shelf and melodically satisfying. Thundercat, a Grammy-winning bassist from L.A., said, “I’ve never identified it as yacht rock. I’ve always looked at it from the inside, like, ‘Dang, that’s just amazing songwriting.'”

Comedian/actor/musician Fred Armisen had this to say in the documentary: “Yacht rock, to me, is a very relaxing feeling. The singers all seem to be saying, ‘Hey it’s gonna be OK.'”

In its review of the film, Rotten Tomatoes concluded, “Retroactively dubbed “Yacht Rock” in 2005 by a parody website series, the easy listening, relaxing sounds of the late 1970s and early 1980s, which were beloved by many, came to be gently mocked and even dismissed by rock lovers and critics, but have since reclaimed their legitimate place in music history and are celebrated in this groove-infused film.”

So which artists and songs qualify as yacht rock? The boundaries are actually rather fuzzy, but you might start with Steely Dan. On albums like “The Royal Scam,” “Aja” and “Gaucho,” Donald Fagen and Walter Becker used a broad range of LA-based studio musicians to create the stylish palette they were looking for, and they were perfectionists about it, sometimes trying a half-dozen different guitarists (or drummers or keyboardists) to get just the right take.

Sometimes they used the truly professional musicians who went on to become the members of Toto, who, along with singer Michael McDonald, also guested on the recorded work of Christopher Cross, or Boz Scaggs, or James Ingram, or Nicolette Larson. It was fairly incestuous the way the same names kept popping up on these albums, but that’s because they were the “first call” session musicians most in demand at the time.

Said highly regarded guitarist Jay Graydon, “Many of these songs offered jazz chord changes, but rock/pop grooves. We’re closet jazz guys making pop records — confident, even cocky, and perfect performances every time.”

There are artists who might have a few songs that fall into the yacht rock template but the bulk of their catalog does not. People like Ambrosia, Little River Band, Pablo Cruise, Lionel Richie, Alan Parsons Project, Stephen Bishop, Art Garfunkel, Seals & Crofts, Air Supply, Phil Collins, Grover Washington, Eric Carmen, Steve Winwood and Hall & Oates have heard some of their music played on Yacht Rock Radio. Some are cool with it, but Daryl Hall, for one, took umbrage.

“It’s just R&B, with maybe some jazz in there,” he said. “Mellow R&B, smooth R&B. I don’t see what the yacht part is. It was just a fucking joke by two jerkoffs in California, and suddenly it became a genre. I never understood it. People misjudged us because they couldn’t label us. The music press always came up with all these kinds of crap labels. Soft rock, yacht rock. It’s nonsense, really.”

Toto ran into this same problem. Founders David Paich and Jeff Porcaro were seasoned studio players who formed Toto in 1977, blending rock, pop, jazz, funk, even some progressive. Their music didn’t fit easily into a single category, so critics didn’t know how to evaluate them. Ironically, their huge commercial success with tracks like “Africa” and “Rosanna” worked against them, as certain critics looked down their noses and dismissed them as “mainstream” and “anti-rock.” They were called technicians rather than legitimate artists, which were prejudices that had little to do with their actual musical performances.

There are those who label Cross’s 1979 megahit “Sailing” as the ultimate yacht rock anthem largely because of its chill nautical theme. Others say, “Anything with Michael McDonald on it qualifies.” McDonald himself finds the yacht rock designation “hilarious. It’s a bit exaggerated, but these things always have a bit of truth to them. They hit on something, and it has struck a chord for a lot of people out there who find the music nostalgic.”

My friend Paul, who has a lot of experience sailing, noted, “Yacht rock has had a bad rap because it sounds snooty and upper class, while the music is not. I think ‘Summer Breeze’ by Seals and Crofts sums it up very well.”

I’ve collected 30 songs from a variety of “yacht rock” playlists (including 15 from Yacht Rock Revue’s setlist last week) and included my own preferences in the playlist below. If you’re a yacht-rock naysayer, I’d bet good money there are at least five or six songs on this list that you admire, even if only secretly as a “guilty pleasure.”

One of my friends summed up one of the appealing things about yacht rock: “This should be your playlist of choice if you’re trying to get laid.”

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Move it in, move it ’round, disco lady

In 1977, the famous film critic Pauline Kael, writing about the iconic disco-themed movie “Saturday Night Fever,” said the film and disco music itself touched on “something deeply romantic, the need to move, to dance, and the need to be who you’d like to be. Nirvana is the dance; when the music stops, you return to being ordinary.”

Maybe so, but another critic made fun of the vapidity of disco music’s lyrics by describing the genre as “like a beautiful woman with a great body and no brains.”

You could make the same case about almost any sub-genre of rock music where lyrics are decidedly an afterthought to the rhythm and melody. But disco tends to feature repetitive, straightforward words that intentionally avoid deeper meaning that might distract listeners from the focus, which is TO DANCE. “Most of these songs were meant to be pure escapism,” said legendary music historian Casey Kasey, “usually centered on sex, dancing, or even instructions about dance moves.”

So do people remember the lyrics to their favorite disco songs? Sure, some of them, I suppose. But I submit that disco lyrics, by and large, just aren’t very memorable. Not to me, anyway. Still, I’m eager to give my readers the opportunity to prove me wrong.

So in my latest edition of Hack’s Back Pages Lyrics Quiz, I am focusing on 15 lyrics from popular disco songs of the ’70s.

I’m betting that most people, even those who consider themselves big fans of disco, will struggle to recognize the majority of these 15 lyrical selections. I pay considerable attention to lyrics, and I’m fairly certain I would score poorly if I were to be presented these lyrics in a quiz format devised by someone else. But who knows? Give it a try!

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1 “Our love is like a ship on the ocean, /We’ve been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion…”

2 “Baby, baby, let’s get together, /Honey, honey, me and you, /And do the things, ah, do the things that we like to do…”

3 “She knows she’s built and knows how to please, /Sure enough can knock a strong man to his knees…”

4 “Go on, go, walk out the door, /Turn around now, you’re not welcome anymore…”

5 “Yeah, they were dancin’ and singin’, and movin’ to the groovin’, /And just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted…”

6 “Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…”

7 “Young man, are you listening to me? /I said, young man, what do you wanna be?…”

8 “Anybody could be that guy, /Night is young and the music’s high…”

9 “Ah, if there’s a cure for this, I don’t want it, don’t want it, /If there’s a remedy, I’ll run from it, from it…”

10 “You started this fire down in my soul, /Now can’t you see it’s burning out of control?…”

11 “Everyone can see we’re together as we walk on by, /And we fly just like birds of a feather, /I won’t tell no lie…”

12 “The heat was on, rising to the top, /Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot…”

13 “Wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover, /Wanna bring a wild man back home…”

14 “Gotta make a move to a town that’s right for me, /Town to keep me movin’, keep me groovin’ with some energy…”

15 “Lovely is the feelin’ now, /Fever, temperature’s risin’ now, /Power is the force, the vow…”

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1 “Rock the Boat,” The Hues Corporation, 1974

A dance to “Rock the Boat” is commonly performed at weddings and birthday parties, involving many people sitting down in a row and “rowing” a boat to the tune of the song. Songwriter/trumpeter Wally Holmes wrote this track for The Hues Corporation and, despite the producer finding the lyrics “trite,” they recorded it for their 1973 debut LP and released it as the third single from the album. It stalled on the charts until New York City discos began playing it, after which it took off and became a #1 hit in the summer of 1974, and is considered the first non-instrumental disco song to top the pop charts. At wedding receptions, I’ve seen people sitting in rows of chairs pretending to be rowing a boat across the dance floor.

2 “Get Down Tonight,” KC & The Sunshine Band, 1975

Generally speaking, disco songs were about dancing or sex, or both. This one is overtly about both with lyrics that endlessly repeat, “Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.” Harry “KC” Casey and bassist/producer Richard Finch co-wrote it for Casey’s group, urging people to hit the dance floor and entertain ideas of hooking up later in the evening. It became the first of five #1 hits for them between 1975 and 1979.

3 “Brick House,” The Commodores, 1977

While most of The Commodores’ hit singles were ballads, a few were funk-based dance songs, and none has had more longevity than this uber-popular track that reached #5 on pop charts in 1977. Lionel Richie and his five bandmates co-wrote this song based on the old saying “built like a brick shithouse,” meaning sturdy and strong. In this case, the reference was to a voluptuous, big-boned woman: “I like ladies stacked, and that’s a fact… How can she lose with the stuff she use? 36-24-36, what a winning hand…”

4 “I Will Survive,” Gloria Gaynor, 1978

In 1976, songwriter Dino Fekaris had just been let go from his job as a staff writer at Motown Records. Dejected, he turned on the radio and heard “Generation,” a song he’d written for Rare Earth, which he took as a good omen. “I’m going to be all right,” he said. “I’ll make it as a songwriter. I will survive!” The song’s lyrics describe the narrator’s discovery of personal strength following an initially devastating setback. As recorded by Gaynor, the song became regarded as an anthem of female empowerment, reaching #1 in early 1979.

5 “Play That Funky Music,” Wild Cherry, 1976

Wild Cherry was a hard rock cover band out of Pittsburgh in the early/mid 1970s, but with the advent of the disco era, the group found it increasingly difficult to book gigs when dance bands were far more lucrative for club owners. Lead vocalist/guitarist Rob Parissi attempted to persuade his bandmates to incorporate dance tunes into their sets, but they resisted. While playing to a predominantly black audience one night, a patron approached and said, “Are you going to play some funky music, white boys?” Parissi grabbed a pen and wrote the song in about five minutes with lyrics that literally describe the predicament of a hard rock band adjusting to the disco era. It reached #1 two months later.

6 “Stayin’ Alive,” The Bee Gees, 1977

As one of several big Bee Gees hits on the soundtrack LP for “Saturday Night Fever,” this track epitomizes the escapism of dancing at the disco. And yet, as Barry Gibb pointed out, “The subject matter of ‘Stayin’ Alive’ is actually quite a serious one. It’s about survival on the streets of New York City, and the lyrics actually talk about that — people crying out for help. Everybody struggles against the world, fighting all the bullshit and things that can drag you down, and it really is a victory just to survive.” It’s one of the few disco tunes to have lyrics with a deeper meaning. 

7 “Y.M.C.A.,” The Village People, 1978

French producer Jacques Morali was in New York and saw a sign for the YMCA and asked Village People singer Victor Willis what it meant. The two men decided it might make a good subject for a song, although the YMCA’s lawyers threatened to sue for trademark infringement. Willis claimed he wrote it as a reflection of where young urban blacks could find wholesome fun activities like swimming and basketball, but the gay community had viewed the YMCA as a popular cruising spot, and it became a proud gay anthem on the dance floors. With its cheerleader-like choreography spelling out the letters, it’s still enormously popular at virtually every wedding reception ever since.

8 “Dancing Queen,” ABBA, 1976

ABBA had been wildly successful in their native Sweden and elsewhere in Europe since their 1972 debut, and a few singles reached the Top 20 in the US as well, but it was the joyous disco hit “Dancing Queen” in late 1976 that made them superstars. Critics oohed and aahed over the “languid, seductive verses and dramatic chorus that ascends to heart-tugging high notes.” Lyrically, the song focuses on the anticipation of an evening at the disco, culminating in the sheer exhilaration of dancing on a crowded dance floor amidst flashing lights.

9 “Love Hangover,” Diana Ross, 1976

This successful tune from the singer’s 1976 LP “Diana Ross” was released as a single to compete with another version released concurrently by The 5th Dimension. Ross’s version won handily, becoming an international #1 hit. During the recording session, producer Hal Davis had a strobe light put in the studio to put Ross in “a disco mindset,” and the project was such a success that Ross reinvented herself as a disco diva that year, which served her well throughout the genre’s era..

10 “Don’t Leave Me This Way,” Thelma Houston, 1976

The legendary songwriting team of Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff wrote this irresistible tune for Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, with Teddy Pendergrass on lead vocals, but it wasn’t released as a single. When Thelma Houston, a recording artist with Motown whose work had gone largely unnoticed, included her own version of “Don’t Leave Me This Way” on her 1976 LP “Any Way You Like It,” it rocketed up the pop charts to reach #1 in April 1977, and also won a Grammy for Best R&B Vocal Performance.

11 “We Are Family,” Sister Sledge, 1979

Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards, the songwriting/producing team behind the ’70s disco band Chic, also were involved in writing and producing material for other up-and-coming acts on their label. An executive described one of those, Sister Sledge, as a quartet of sisters who grew up singing in church in Philadelphia. Rodgers and Edwards took their biographical story and turned it into lyrics, with the obvious title “We Are Family.” The song, which reached #1 in 1979, has since gone on to be used more generally as an expression of solidarity in various contexts, notably as the anthem of the community outreach group Rodgers founded, We Are Family Foundation.

12 “Disco Inferno,” The Trammps, 1977

Working closely with the Philly Sound group MFSB, The Trammps were one of the early disco bands to have success on dance club and R&B charts, if not the pop charts, in the mid-’70s. In 1976, their 11-minute opus “Disco Inferno” reached #1 on the dance charts but didn’t gain much traction in the mainstream market until Robert Stigwood chose to include it on the multiplatinum soundtrack to “Saturday Night Fever.” When it was edited down to 3:45 for single release, it reached #11 in the spring of 1978.

13 “Hot Stuff,” Donna Summer, 1979

Summer was a bellwether of disco from the get-go when her first single, 1975’s “Love to Love You Baby,” peaked at #2 on pop charts. She went on to mega-success throughout the disco era with huge hits like “Last Dance,” “I Feel Love” and a cover of “MacArthur Park.” Her biggest year came in 1979 with her “Bad Girls” LP and three #1 hits, one of which, “Hot Stuff,” was praised as “a smart merger of disco and rock with a fiery vocal delivery.” The lyrics are blatantly sexual in nature — “looking for some hot stuff, gotta have some love tonight” — which made it a lightning rod in the disco clubs.

14 “Funkytown,” Lipps, Inc., 1980

Released in 1980, “Funkytown” was a relatively late entry to the disco scene, but it served to give it one last jolt of electricity. Lead vocalist Cynthia Johnson’s forceful singing featured lyrics in which the narrator yearns for a locale that will “keep me movin’, keep me groovin’ with some energy.” This dovetailed nicely with plans the plans of Lipps Inc. to relocate from Minneapolis to New York City. “Funkytown” became an international #1, while its follow-up, a disco cover version of Ace’s 1975 hit “How Long,” was huge in the clubs but failed to chart on the US Top 40.

15 “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough,” Michael Jackson, 1979

Upon meeting iconic producer Quincy Jones during their involvement in the film “The Wiz” in 1978, Jackson asked Jones to produce his next solo LP. Four years before “Thriller” would rewrite the record books for album sales, Jackson came up with the amazing dance songs that would comprise “Off the Wall,” most notably the leadoff single, “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough,” which introduced his falsetto voice and “vocal hiccup” style. Jackson’s religious mother objected to what she felt were sinful lyrics, but Jackson reassured her the words “could mean whatever people wanted it to.” It held the #1 slot on pop charts for six weeks in 1979.

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