Even children get older, now I’m getting older too

Let’s start this one with a little humor.

You know you’re getting old when: It takes two tries to get up off the couch; your children start looking middle-aged; you hear “snap, crackle, pop” at the breakfast table, but you’re not eating cereal; the only thing getting hard is your arteries.

They say the only two sure things in life are death and taxes. I would add one: Before we die, we get old.

Last week, I celebrated my 70th birthday. Some of my friends who watched me party pretty hard as a young man doubted I’d make it to 40, let alone 70, but, well, here I am. I like to think I’ve acquired some wisdom over the years, and I know better than to attempt some of the more taxing physical chores I used to do with gusto. I still enjoy listening to rock and roll — the classic old stuff as well as newer offerings — but maybe I don’t always crank it up quite as loud as I once did.

Rock and pop music is, by and large, a young person’s game, but quite a few “vintage” artists now in their 70s and 80s are still writing and recording new material and even performing. Just within the past nine months, I’ve seen shows by the likes of Alan Parsons (76), Little Feat’s Bill Payne (76), Graham Nash (83) and ELO’s Jeff Lynne (77), with James Taylor (77) on tap. Through the years, many artists have written songs about getting old, and I’ve collected 15 of them here for you to listen to and appreciate.

As my younger daughter once said to me, “You’re not old, Dad. You’re older.

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“Grow Old With Me,” John Lennon, 1984

Lennon went on hiatus from the music business in 1975 when his son Sean was born, and he chose to devote a few years to building and strengthening his family bonds with his wife Yoko Ono and their son. He continued writing songs and making rough, homemade demos of them, some of which were officially recorded and released in 1980 on “Double Fantasy” and, posthumously, on “Milk and Honey” in 1984. A few of the “Milk and Honey” tracks were never properly polished in a studio but released as demos anyway, the best being “Grow Old With Me,” one of the prettiest and most sentimental tunes he ever wrote. Mary Chapin-Carpenter, Ringo Starr and others have since released their own versions, but Lennon’s honest original tugs at my heartstrings: “Grow old along with me, whatever fate decrees, /We will see it through, for our love is true, /God bless our love, God bless our love…”

“Old,” Paul Simon, 2000

Ever since Simon released his understated “You’re the One” album in 2000, I’ve been a big fan of the lighthearted track “Old,” which takes an unorthodox, ultimately cheerful look at getting on in years. He reminds us that time is a strange thing, and that the Earth and God are billions of years old, but by comparison, “we’re NOT old.” It’s been a comforting song for me to listen to every year since, and I like to play it for people when they’re down in the dumps about marking another birthday. Now that Simon is into his 80s, I hope he can enjoy it and be reassured by it: “Down the decades, through the years, /Summer’s gone, my birthday’s here, /And all my friends stand up and cheer, /And say, ‘Man, you’re old, gettin’ old…”

“Done Got Old,” Junior Kimbrough, 1992

Kimbrough was one of the many unsung talents playing blues music in the American South in the ’60s and ’70s who struggled as performers and recording artists for decades before they were eventually recognized for their unique styles and blues originals. A native of the North Mississippi hill country, Kimbrough’s initial recordings failed to reach an audience until he was discovered by more established bluesmen like John Lee Hooker in the late 1980s. Kimbrough’s 1992 LP “All Night Long” became the first of four albums he released before his death in 1988 at age 67. One track from that album, “Done Got Old,” a hard-nosed, autobiographical look at aging, has been covered by Buddy Guy and others: “I can’t look like I used to, I can’t walk like I used to, I can’t love like I used to, /And now things gone changed
when I done got old, /I can’t do the things I used to do, because I’m an old man…”

“Old and In the Way,” Old & In The Way, 1975

Before founding The Grateful Dead in 1966, Jerry Garcia had been in jug bands playing bluegrass on banjo, and he retained his fondness for that genre. In 1973, he became involved with fiddle legend Vassar Clements and a few other like-minded souls in a short-lived but spirited group known as Old & In the Way. They performed a few dozen shows and cut one album of bluegrass standards and originals before disbanding. Guitarist David Grisham wrote their flippant signature song, also called “Old and In the Way,” which helped make the album (released in 1975) one of the best-selling bluegrass albums ever: “Old and in the way, that’s what I heard them say, /They used to heed the words he said, but that was yesterday, /Old and turned to grey, and you will fade away, they’ll never care about you, for you’re old and in the way…”

“Old Man Took,” America, 1974

Dewey Bunnell, one third of the trio of singer-songwriters who comprised the 1970s acoustic rock act America, wrote many of the group’s best-known songs (“A Horse With No Name,” “Sandman,” “Ventura Highway,” “Tin Man”). On their fourth LP, 1974’s “Holiday,” Bunnell was inspired to write a song about an elderly man he knew who had recently passed away. It’s a moving piece that uses major seventh guitar chords, like so many other America tunes, to complement the heart-rending words: “For the last time, I watched Old Man Took bait his hook, and then throw his line, pick up his wine, /He’s a friend of mine, known him all my life, and his wife, /’Neath the swayin’ pine and the clingin’ vine, /Just before he left, he said, ‘Now, young man, take good care, don’t let the bugs bite…”

“Old Man,” Randy Newman, 1972

Newman’s satirical songwriting quickly became widely praised and covered by others (Three Dog Night made a hit of his amusing “Mama Told Me Not to Come” in 1970). His gruff, uncultured voice hurt his own LPs, in my opinion, but they still sold well. His third album, 1972’s “Sail Away,” includes the suggestive “You Can Leave Your Hat On” (a future Joe Cocker hit) and the infamous “Burn On,” a scathing take on Cleveland’s Cuyahoga River catching fire in 1969. I’ve always admired “Old Man,” Newman’s gently mournful study of old age, which Art Garfunkel covered on his solo debut the following year: “You must remember me, old man, I know that you can if you try, /So just open up your eyes, old man, /look who’s come to say goodbye…”

“Hello In There,” John Prine, 1971

Prine wrote songs in a natural, plain-spoken style, sometimes with humor, sometimes with insightfulness. Even when he was only 22, he came up with unassuming yet profound lyrics to describe the highs and lows of the everyman. One of his finest works, in my view, is “Hello In There,” which American Songwriter depicts as “a stark examination of age, enduring love, and time’s merciless hand.” Prine sensitively explores the loneliness of advanced age and the feeling of “being invisible to the world.” You can find the tune on Prine’s self-titled 1971 debut LP, and cover versions by the likes of Bette Midler, Emmylou Harris, Johnny Cash, Joan Baez and 10,000 Maniacs: “So if you’re walking down the street sometime and spot some hollow ancient eyes, /Please don’t just pass ’em by and stare, as if you didn’t care, /Say, “Hello in there, hello…”

“When I’m Sixty-Four,” The Beatles, 1967

Paul McCartney was only 14 when he wrote this cabaret-style song about aging, inspired by the type of music has father often played on the piano in the family parlor. More than ten years later, McCartney suggested resurrecting it for inclusion on The Beatles’ “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” album, in part because Paul’s father Jim McCartney had just turned 64 that year. “It was designed to be about a young man singing to his lover about his plans for the two of them to grow old together,” said McCartney years later. “The others teased me about it, calling it ‘granny music,’ but it ended up one of the more popular tracks on the record.” “…I could be handy, mending a fuse when your lights have gone, /You can knit a sweater by the fireside, Sunday mornings go for a ride, /Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more? /Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty four?…”

“Old and Wise,” Alan Parsons Project, 1982

Parsons was a young sound engineer at EMI Studios in London, and was integrally involved in the production of The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” and Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon,” two of the most popular albums in rock history. In 1976, he initiated The Alan Parsons Project with singer-songwriter Eric Woolfson, using a broad range of studio musicians and vocalists on their successful ten-album catalog. Their commercial peak came with 1982’s “Eye in the Sky,” which reached #7 on US album charts, and the title song peaked at #3 on the US Top 40. The LP’s final track, featuring former Zombies lead singer Colin Bluestone, is “Old and Wise,” which focuses on the thoughts of someone nearing the end of life: “And someday in the mist of time, when they asked me if I knew you, /I’d smile and say you were a friend of mine, /And the sadness would be lifted from my eyes when I’m old and wise…”

“Growing Older But Not Up,” Jimmy Buffett, 1980

Although his first five LPs netted only one song that reached the Top 40, Buffett put together a solid run of albums in the late ’70s that brought him consistent success on both the US album charts and the singles pop chart (“Margaritaville,” “Cheeseburger in Paradise,” “Fins”). As times changed in the 1980s, Buffett’s star began to fade; 1981’s “Coconut Telegraph” wasn’t as successful and yielded no singles. But I’d urge you to take another listen to “Growing Older But Not Up,” a whimsical song about the mind staying young as the body ages: “Though my mind is quite flexible, these brittle bones don’t bend, /I’m growing older but not up, /My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck, /Let those winds of time blow over my head, /I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead…”

“Getting Older Scares Me to Death,” davvn, 2025

A Nashville-based alternative pop duo that calls itself davvn (pronounced dawn) has been making “new nostalgia” since 2021, and they recently released a single called “Getting Older Scares Me to Death.” At first blush, I rolled my eyes like a know-it-all parent who might say, “You’re so young! What do you know about getting old?” But just because they’re in their 20s doesn’t mean they can’t have anxiety about aging. I think the song offers a valid viewpoint for anyone of any age who feels that maybe life is going too fast, or passing them by: “Is this as good as it gets, always just bored and depressed, I’m hanging on by a thread, choking on my own medicine, tattooed with all my regrets, so sick of playing pretend, heartbreaks got me by the neck, getting old scares me to death…”

“Old Friends,” Simon and Garfunkel, 1968

Almost from the very beginning, Paul Simon showed uncommon depth and wisdom in his songwriting, particularly lyrics. It’s pretty impressive that he was only 27 when he came up with “Old Friends” and “Bookends,” two poignant songs about aging that he merged into one track on Simon and Garfunkel’s watershed fourth LP “Bookends” in 1968. Indeed, the first side of that LP includes tunes that explore the various chapters of life, from childhood and young adulthood through disillusionment and divorce to resigned senior citizen: “Can you imagine us years from today, sharing a park bench quietly? How terribly strange to be seventy… Old friends, memory brushes the same years, silently sharing the same fears… /Long ago, it must be, I have a photograph, /Preserve your memories, they’re all that’s left you…”

“Old Man,” Neil Young, 1972

After his initial burst of fame with Buffalo Springfield and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young in 1967-1970, Young purchased a multi-acre spread of land in Northern California which he named the Broken Arrow Ranch. Said Young, “When I bought the place, there was a couple living on it who were the caretakers, an old gentleman named Louis Avila and his wife Clara. He took me up to this ridge, and there’s this lake up there, and he says, ‘Tell me, how does a young man like you have enough money to buy a place like this?’ And I said, ‘Well, just lucky, Louis, just real lucky.’ And he said, ‘Well, that’s the darnedest thing I ever heard.’ And I wrote ‘Old Man’ for him.” It compares a young man’s life to an old man’s and shows that they essentially have the same needs: “Old man, look at my life, 24 and there’s so much more, live alone in a paradise that makes me think of two… /Old man, take a look at my life, I’m a lot like you…”

“My Back Pages,” Bob Dylan and Friends, 1993

Seeing as how this classic Bob Dylan song was the inspiration for the name of this Hack’s Back Pages blog, I love to include it in my playlists whenever it makes sense to do so. Dylan wrote it back in 1964 for his fourth LP, “Another Side of Bob Dylan,” and its pivotal line — “I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now” — was meant to be his way of explaining his shift away from personal and political idealism and what he felt was a too-serious messianic image as “the voice of a restless generation.” The Byrds covered the song in 1967 and made it their final Top 40 hit, and both Marshall Crenshaw and America also recorded versions. In 1992, at a concert in New York honoring Dylan’s 30 years in the business, an all-star group (George Harrison, Roger McGuinn, Neil Young, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty and Dylan himself) performed the song together, and a live album of the show was released the next year.

I’m My Own Grandpa,” Lonzo and Oscar, 1948

Just for fun, I’m concluding this playlist with a novelty song written by Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe in the 1940s about a man who, through an unlikely (but legal) combination of marriages, becomes stepfather to his own stepmother, and by dropping the “step-” modifiers, he becomes his own grandfather. The men had been reading a book of Mark Twain anecdotes which included a paragraph where Twain proved it would be possible for a man to become his own grandfather, and they expanded the notion into a country song. The duo of Lloyd “Lonzo” George and Rollin “Oscar” Sullivan recorded it in 1948, and it not only ended up selling four million copies, it inspired multiple cover versions through the years by Guy Lombardo, Jo Stafford, Homer & Jethro, Ray Stevens, Willie Nelson and Steve Goodman.

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Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood

Our sense of hearing is, to say the least, imperfect.  Depending on how closely we’re listening, how clearly the speaker or singer is enunciating, and whether there’s extraneous music or other sounds, we fairly often mishear what’s being said or sung, and we conclude incorrectly what we think we heard.

The official term for this is a mondegreen, coined by American writer Sylvia Wright in 1954.  As a young girl, she enjoyed listening to her mother read aloud from a book of 17th Century Scottish poems, one of which included the line, “They had slain the Earl of Moray and laid him on the green.”  Wright incorrectly heard this as, “They had slain the Earl of Moray and Lady Mondegreen.”  Even after she learned of her error, she decided she preferred her version, and chose to call this phenomenon a mondegreen.

Probably the most famous example of misunderstood rock music lyrics is in Jimi Hendrix’s hit “Purple Haze.”  The correct words are: “‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky,” but many people insist they hear “‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy.”  A guy named Gavin Edwards even published a book of misunderstood lyrics in 1995 that uses the Hendrix mondegreen as its title.

Another amusing mondegreen that’s mentioned now and then is in Creedence Clearwater Revival’s 1969 song “Bad Moon Rising,” where “There’s a bad moon on the rise” is hilariously misinterpreted as “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

There are many more examples of misheard rock lyrics from not only the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s, but from the ’90s and up to the present day.  Some of these seem far-fetched; I doubt anyone really hears “She moves in mysterious ways” and thinks it’s “Shamu, the mysterious whale.” Ditto Billy Joel’s “You may be right, I may be crazy” being somehow interpreted as “You made the rice, I made the gravy…”

There are also purveyors of parodies — artists like Weird Al Yankovic and Bob Rivers who have come up with a whole song’s worth of whimsical lyrics to go with an original song’s melody. (Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” becomes “Another One Rides the Bus”). If some of these seem a bit forced or contrived, well, perhaps that’s the point.  It’s all in good fun.

Some mondegreens, of course, are lyrics that have been intentionally misread for comedic effect. Charles Grosvenor Jr. published a book in 2007 with the catchy title, “Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza,” a deliberate misreading of the 1971 Elton John-Bernie Taupin lyric, “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”

I’ve seen dish towels and sweatshirts bearing clever words designed to satirize well-known songs. Here’s an example: The Eurythmics’ 1983 hit “Sweet Dreams Are Made of This” offers these lyrics: “Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree, I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody’s looking for something…“ But the dish towel reads: “Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a Brie, I cheddar the world, and a feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton…

Let’s get back to mondegreens.  It has happened to everybody at one time or another — you think you know the words that are being sung, and then find out later (sometimes many many years later) that you have been mistaken.  For nearly four decades, I swear I thought the words to The Monkees’ smash hit “I’m a Believer” included the line, “When I needed sunshine on my brain.”  Turns out Micky Dolenz was singing, “When I needed sunshine, I got rain.”  Who knew?  Not me.

When Don Henley sings The Eagles’ classic ballad, “Desperado,” the first verse includes the line, “you’ve been out riding fences for so long now…”  But some listeners claim they thought the line was, “You’ve been outright offensive for so long now…

It’s pretty damn obvious that the opening line of the theme song to the 1984 film “Ghostbusters” is “If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?  Ghostbusters!”  Still, some wise guys prefer to think he’s singing, “Who you gonna call?  Those bastards!

When Dylan first met The Beatles and offered some marijuana to share, they were wary because they’d never tried it.  Dylan replied, “But what about the line in your song — ‘I get high, I get high, I get high…’?”  They explained that the proper lyric from “I Want to Hold Your Hand” was “I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide…”

Here’s a bizarre interpretation of the lyrics to the chorus of Michael Jackson’s iconic 1983 hit “Beat It,” which go: “Beat it, beat it, no wants to be defeated…”  Perhaps this will raise an eyebrow, but some claim they have always sung along this way:  “Heated, heated, no wants a beef fajita…

The Stevie Nicks song “Dreams” from Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours” LP includes the line, “Thunder only happens when it’s raining,” but some say it sounds like “Thunder’s only half as wet as rain is.”

From the legendary “Stairway to Heaven,” when Robert Plant belts out the couplet “And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our souls,” some listeners sing along incorrectly, “And there’s a wino down the road, I should have stolen what I sold…

In 1963, Bob Dylan sang, “The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind”… or was it “The ants are my friend”?

When Crystal Gayle sang, in 1978, “Don’t it make my brown eyes blue,” some fans say they thought the words were “Donuts make my brown eyes blue.”

In The Beach Boys #1 hit “Good Vibrations,” the line is “She’s giving me excitations,” not “She’s given me eight citations.”

From The Eagles’ “Hotel California,” the lyric begins, “On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair,” NOT “Cool Whip in my hair.”

Smokey Robinson and The Miracles had a big single whose title was “I Second That Emotion,” and yet, someone thought she heard “I suck at that emotion.”

The Police’s early hit “Message in a Bottle” opens with the line, “A year has passed since I wrote my note”… or is it “A year has passed since I broke my nose”?

We all assume The Rolling Stones sang, “I’ll never be your beast of burden,” but maybe it was “I’ll never leave your pizza burnin’…”

We can safely conclude that Madonna was no virgin when she sang, “Like a virgin, touched for the very first time,” but I doubt she was saying, “touched for the 31st time.”

In Nirvana’s megahit “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” is Kurt Cobain singing “Here we are now, entertain us” or “Here we are now, in containers”?

Elvis Presley’s 1969 classic, “Suspicious Minds” begins, “We’re caught in a trap, I can’t walk out”… or is it “We call it a tramp, I can’t walk out”?

In the popular Phil Collins tune “In the Air Tonight,” a few people thought “I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life” was instead “I’ve been waiting for this snowman for all my life.”

Dobie Gray’s 1973 song “Drift Away” says, “Give me the beat, boy, and free my soul,” not “Give me The Beach Boys, and free my soul…”

Does ’70s rocker Eddie Money have “two tickets to paradise” or “two chickens to paralyse”?

How about R.E.M.’s 1991 song “Losing My Religion”? Are the words “That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight” or “Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight”?

In Bon Jovi’s classic “Livin’ On a Prayer,” does he sing “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not” or does he sing, “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”?

The early Bruce Springsteen tune “Blinded by the Light” includes the line “revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night,” but Manfred Mann’s remake sounds like they’re singing, “Wrapped up like a douche, another loner in the night…”

In “Groovin’,” the Young Rascals song, are they singing about “you and me endlessly” or is it “you and me and Leslie”?

When Toto sings about blessing the rains in “Africa,” are they singing “There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” OR “There’s nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do”?

Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall” sings about “no dark sarcasm in the classroom,” but perhaps it’s “no docks or chasms in the classroom…”

How about Abba’s big disco hit from 1977?  “See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen” or “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen…”

Finally, here’s a mondegreen that just might make more sense than the actual lyric.  In 1968, Iron Butterfly was recording a song called “In the Garden of Eden” after having polished off a gallon of cheap red wine, and vocalist Doug Ingle slurred as he sang, “In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby.”  Some listeners prefer their own interpretation:  “In a glob of Velveeta, baby…”

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There’s even a game out now where teams compete to be the first to identify the correct lyrics for each misunderstood lyric on the playing cards. Lots of fun!

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