Move it in, move it ’round, disco lady

In 1977, the famous film critic Pauline Kael, writing about the iconic disco-themed movie “Saturday Night Fever,” said the film and disco music itself touched on “something deeply romantic, the need to move, to dance, and the need to be who you’d like to be. Nirvana is the dance; when the music stops, you return to being ordinary.”

Maybe so, but another critic made fun of the vapidity of disco music’s lyrics by describing the genre as “like a beautiful woman with a great body and no brains.”

You could make the same case about almost any sub-genre of rock music where lyrics are decidedly an afterthought to the rhythm and melody. But disco tends to feature repetitive, straightforward words that intentionally avoid deeper meaning that might distract listeners from the focus, which is TO DANCE. “Most of these songs were meant to be pure escapism,” said legendary music historian Casey Kasey, “usually centered on sex, dancing, or even instructions about dance moves.”

So do people remember the lyrics to their favorite disco songs? Sure, some of them, I suppose. But I submit that disco lyrics, by and large, just aren’t very memorable. Not to me, anyway. Still, I’m eager to give my readers the opportunity to prove me wrong.

So in my latest edition of Hack’s Back Pages Lyrics Quiz, I am focusing on 15 lyrics from popular disco songs of the ’70s.

I’m betting that most people, even those who consider themselves big fans of disco, will struggle to recognize the majority of these 15 lyrical selections. I pay considerable attention to lyrics, and I’m fairly certain I would score poorly if I were to be presented these lyrics in a quiz format devised by someone else. But who knows? Give it a try!

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1 “Our love is like a ship on the ocean, /We’ve been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion…”

2 “Baby, baby, let’s get together, /Honey, honey, me and you, /And do the things, ah, do the things that we like to do…”

3 “She knows she’s built and knows how to please, /Sure enough can knock a strong man to his knees…”

4 “Go on, go, walk out the door, /Turn around now, you’re not welcome anymore…”

5 “Yeah, they were dancin’ and singin’, and movin’ to the groovin’, /And just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted…”

6 “Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…”

7 “Young man, are you listening to me? /I said, young man, what do you wanna be?…”

8 “Anybody could be that guy, /Night is young and the music’s high…”

9 “Ah, if there’s a cure for this, I don’t want it, don’t want it, /If there’s a remedy, I’ll run from it, from it…”

10 “You started this fire down in my soul, /Now can’t you see it’s burning out of control?…”

11 “Everyone can see we’re together as we walk on by, /And we fly just like birds of a feather, /I won’t tell no lie…”

12 “The heat was on, rising to the top, /Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot…”

13 “Wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover, /Wanna bring a wild man back home…”

14 “Gotta make a move to a town that’s right for me, /Town to keep me movin’, keep me groovin’ with some energy…”

15 “Lovely is the feelin’ now, /Fever, temperature’s risin’ now, /Power is the force, the vow…”

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1 “Rock the Boat,” The Hues Corporation, 1974

A dance to “Rock the Boat” is commonly performed at weddings and birthday parties, involving many people sitting down in a row and “rowing” a boat to the tune of the song. Songwriter/trumpeter Wally Holmes wrote this track for The Hues Corporation and, despite the producer finding the lyrics “trite,” they recorded it for their 1973 debut LP and released it as the third single from the album. It stalled on the charts until New York City discos began playing it, after which it took off and became a #1 hit in the summer of 1974, and is considered the first non-instrumental disco song to top the pop charts. At wedding receptions, I’ve seen people sitting in rows of chairs pretending to be rowing a boat across the dance floor.

2 “Get Down Tonight,” KC & The Sunshine Band, 1975

Generally speaking, disco songs were about dancing or sex, or both. This one is overtly about both with lyrics that endlessly repeat, “Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.” Harry “KC” Casey and bassist/producer Richard Finch co-wrote it for Casey’s group, urging people to hit the dance floor and entertain ideas of hooking up later in the evening. It became the first of five #1 hits for them between 1975 and 1979.

3 “Brick House,” The Commodores, 1977

While most of The Commodores’ hit singles were ballads, a few were funk-based dance songs, and none has had more longevity than this uber-popular track that reached #5 on pop charts in 1977. Lionel Richie and his five bandmates co-wrote this song based on the old saying “built like a brick shithouse,” meaning sturdy and strong. In this case, the reference was to a voluptuous, big-boned woman: “I like ladies stacked, and that’s a fact… How can she lose with the stuff she use? 36-24-36, what a winning hand…”

4 “I Will Survive,” Gloria Gaynor, 1978

In 1976, songwriter Dino Fekaris had just been let go from his job as a staff writer at Motown Records. Dejected, he turned on the radio and heard “Generation,” a song he’d written for Rare Earth, which he took as a good omen. “I’m going to be all right,” he said. “I’ll make it as a songwriter. I will survive!” The song’s lyrics describe the narrator’s discovery of personal strength following an initially devastating setback. As recorded by Gaynor, the song became regarded as an anthem of female empowerment, reaching #1 in early 1979.

5 “Play That Funky Music,” Wild Cherry, 1976

Wild Cherry was a hard rock cover band out of Pittsburgh in the early/mid 1970s, but with the advent of the disco era, the group found it increasingly difficult to book gigs when dance bands were far more lucrative for club owners. Lead vocalist/guitarist Rob Parissi attempted to persuade his bandmates to incorporate dance tunes into their sets, but they resisted. While playing to a predominantly black audience one night, a patron approached and said, “Are you going to play some funky music, white boys?” Parissi grabbed a pen and wrote the song in about five minutes with lyrics that literally describe the predicament of a hard rock band adjusting to the disco era. It reached #1 two months later.

6 “Stayin’ Alive,” The Bee Gees, 1977

As one of several big Bee Gees hits on the soundtrack LP for “Saturday Night Fever,” this track epitomizes the escapism of dancing at the disco. And yet, as Barry Gibb pointed out, “The subject matter of ‘Stayin’ Alive’ is actually quite a serious one. It’s about survival on the streets of New York City, and the lyrics actually talk about that — people crying out for help. Everybody struggles against the world, fighting all the bullshit and things that can drag you down, and it really is a victory just to survive.” It’s one of the few disco tunes to have lyrics with a deeper meaning. 

7 “Y.M.C.A.,” The Village People, 1978

French producer Jacques Morali was in New York and saw a sign for the YMCA and asked Village People singer Victor Willis what it meant. The two men decided it might make a good subject for a song, although the YMCA’s lawyers threatened to sue for trademark infringement. Willis claimed he wrote it as a reflection of where young urban blacks could find wholesome fun activities like swimming and basketball, but the gay community had viewed the YMCA as a popular cruising spot, and it became a proud gay anthem on the dance floors. With its cheerleader-like choreography spelling out the letters, it’s still enormously popular at virtually every wedding reception ever since.

8 “Dancing Queen,” ABBA, 1976

ABBA had been wildly successful in their native Sweden and elsewhere in Europe since their 1972 debut, and a few singles reached the Top 20 in the US as well, but it was the joyous disco hit “Dancing Queen” in late 1976 that made them superstars. Critics oohed and aahed over the “languid, seductive verses and dramatic chorus that ascends to heart-tugging high notes.” Lyrically, the song focuses on the anticipation of an evening at the disco, culminating in the sheer exhilaration of dancing on a crowded dance floor amidst flashing lights.

9 “Love Hangover,” Diana Ross, 1976

This successful tune from the singer’s 1976 LP “Diana Ross” was released as a single to compete with another version released concurrently by The 5th Dimension. Ross’s version won handily, becoming an international #1 hit. During the recording session, producer Hal Davis had a strobe light put in the studio to put Ross in “a disco mindset,” and the project was such a success that Ross reinvented herself as a disco diva that year, which served her well throughout the genre’s era..

10 “Don’t Leave Me This Way,” Thelma Houston, 1976

The legendary songwriting team of Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff wrote this irresistible tune for Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, with Teddy Pendergrass on lead vocals, but it wasn’t released as a single. When Thelma Houston, a recording artist with Motown whose work had gone largely unnoticed, included her own version of “Don’t Leave Me This Way” on her 1976 LP “Any Way You Like It,” it rocketed up the pop charts to reach #1 in April 1977, and also won a Grammy for Best R&B Vocal Performance.

11 “We Are Family,” Sister Sledge, 1979

Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards, the songwriting/producing team behind the ’70s disco band Chic, also were involved in writing and producing material for other up-and-coming acts on their label. An executive described one of those, Sister Sledge, as a quartet of sisters who grew up singing in church in Philadelphia. Rodgers and Edwards took their biographical story and turned it into lyrics, with the obvious title “We Are Family.” The song, which reached #1 in 1979, has since gone on to be used more generally as an expression of solidarity in various contexts, notably as the anthem of the community outreach group Rodgers founded, We Are Family Foundation.

12 “Disco Inferno,” The Trammps, 1977

Working closely with the Philly Sound group MFSB, The Trammps were one of the early disco bands to have success on dance club and R&B charts, if not the pop charts, in the mid-’70s. In 1976, their 11-minute opus “Disco Inferno” reached #1 on the dance charts but didn’t gain much traction in the mainstream market until Robert Stigwood chose to include it on the multiplatinum soundtrack to “Saturday Night Fever.” When it was edited down to 3:45 for single release, it reached #11 in the spring of 1978.

13 “Hot Stuff,” Donna Summer, 1979

Summer was a bellwether of disco from the get-go when her first single, 1975’s “Love to Love You Baby,” peaked at #2 on pop charts. She went on to mega-success throughout the disco era with huge hits like “Last Dance,” “I Feel Love” and a cover of “MacArthur Park.” Her biggest year came in 1979 with her “Bad Girls” LP and three #1 hits, one of which, “Hot Stuff,” was praised as “a smart merger of disco and rock with a fiery vocal delivery.” The lyrics are blatantly sexual in nature — “looking for some hot stuff, gotta have some love tonight” — which made it a lightning rod in the disco clubs.

14 “Funkytown,” Lipps, Inc., 1980

Released in 1980, “Funkytown” was a relatively late entry to the disco scene, but it served to give it one last jolt of electricity. Lead vocalist Cynthia Johnson’s forceful singing featured lyrics in which the narrator yearns for a locale that will “keep me movin’, keep me groovin’ with some energy.” This dovetailed nicely with plans the plans of Lipps Inc. to relocate from Minneapolis to New York City. “Funkytown” became an international #1, while its follow-up, a disco cover version of Ace’s 1975 hit “How Long,” was huge in the clubs but failed to chart on the US Top 40.

15 “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough,” Michael Jackson, 1979

Upon meeting iconic producer Quincy Jones during their involvement in the film “The Wiz” in 1978, Jackson asked Jones to produce his next solo LP. Four years before “Thriller” would rewrite the record books for album sales, Jackson came up with the amazing dance songs that would comprise “Off the Wall,” most notably the leadoff single, “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough,” which introduced his falsetto voice and “vocal hiccup” style. Jackson’s religious mother objected to what she felt were sinful lyrics, but Jackson reassured her the words “could mean whatever people wanted it to.” It held the #1 slot on pop charts for six weeks in 1979.

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You make me laugh, you make me smile

Can rock music be funny?

Sure it can, in a number of different ways.  We might begin with a couple of jokes about rock bands:

Q:  What do you call a rock musician who doesn’t have a girlfriend?  A:  Homeless.

Or:  “Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a rock guitarist.”  “You can’t do both, son.”

Or how about:  Q:  Did you hear about Bono falling off the stage at a U2 concert?  A:  He was standing too close to The Edge.  (Cue the rim shot)

Ahem.

The primary way rock music can be funny is in the lyrics.  The rock and pop music pantheon has many dozens of artists from the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s who knew how to write words designed to make us laugh, whether it’s just one or two amusing lines or entire songs.  My readers will no doubt be able to come up with many other examples, but the ones I’ve cited below are the songwriters who have impressed me with their ability to write funny stuff.  (And there’s a Spotify playlist at the end that includes some of their best.)

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Jimmy Buffett has released nearly three dozen albums over four-plus decades, each containing at least one whimsical track.  A quick look at a partial list of song titles alone should have you chuckling:  “The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful,” “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere,” “Off to See the Lizard,” “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw,” “It’s Midnight and I’m Not Famous Yet,” “We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About,” “Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season.”  He’s even got a song called “Door Number Three” that tells the tongue-in-cheek story of a contestant on the game show “Let’s Make a Deal.”

Frank Zappa and his erstwhile band, The Mothers of Invention, made many dozens of albums featuring a unique blend of rock, jazz, classical and avant-garde, with titles like “Weasels Ripped My Flesh,” “We’re Only In It for the Money,” “Sheik Yerbouti” and “Shut Up and Play Yer Guitar.”  In his voluminous catalog are scores of outrageously funny, adult-rated tracks like “Dinah-Moe Humm,” “Stick It Out” and “Penguin in Bondage,” as well as more radio-friendly tunes like “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow” and “Valley Girl.”

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Randy Newman has used humor in his songs ever since his 1968 debut LP, which includes “Mama Told Me Not to Come,” the song (later made into a #1 hit by Three Dog Night) about the awkward boy at a party who wished he’d listened to his mother’s advice.  Ten years later, he had his own hit, “Short People,” which used dry humor to skewer those who discriminate against people who are different than they are.

Arlo Guthrie‘s repertoire includes several funny songs like “Comin’ Into Los Angeles” (a humorous look at smuggling weed), and the legendary “Alice’s Restaurant,” in which he takes 18 minutes to tell a mostly true story about protesting the Vietnam war that starts out with Guthrie being arrested for, of all things, littering.

The great Tom Waits has written numerous tracks that feature wry lyrics, none more than on his 1976 LP “Small Change,” with songs like “Step Right Up,” “Pasties and a G-String” and “The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me).”  I love this line from “Better Off Without a Wife”:  “She’s been married so many times, she’s got rice marks all over her face…”

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Although known more for lyrics of poignancy and melancholy, Paul Simon has written some funny lyrics as well.  From 1970’s “Cecilia”:  “I got up to wash my face, when I come back to bed, someone’s taken my place…”  From 1973’s “Kodachrome”:  “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it’s a wonder I can think at all…”  From 1986’s “You Can Call Me Al”:  “Why am I soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?…”

Country music has its share of humorous lyrics, and two of the biggest hits by country rockers The Charlie Daniels Band — 1973’s “Uneasy Rider” and 1978’s “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” — both used humor to tell tales of a long-haired hippie avoiding a beating in a redneck bar, and an absurd fiddle-playing contest between Satan and a young Southern boy.

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Joe Walsh employed self-deprecating humor to satirize his rock star lifestyle in the 1978 hit “Life’s Been Good”:  “My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don’t drive… I got me an office, gold records on the wall, just leave a message, maybe I’ll call…” 

Aerosmith‘s 1975 tune “Big Ten-Inch Record” used a sexual double entendre to comic effect:  “She said, ‘Now, stop that jivin’, and whip out your big ten-inch….record of a band that plays the blues…'” 

J Geils Band‘s 1981 song “Centerfold” took an amusing look at a boy who is crushed when the girl he idolizes at school turns up in a nudie magazine pictorial: “My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, my angel’s in a centerfold, my angel’s in a centerfold…”

The 1950s song “Twisted,” recorded in 1973 by Joni Mitchell, took a droll approach to psychoanalysis:  “My analyst told me that I was right out of my head, but I said dear doctor, I think that it’s you instead… To prove it, I’ll have the last laugh on you, because instead of one head, I got two, and you know two heads are better than one…”

Johnny Cash had his biggest pop hit with the whimsical “A Boy Named Sue” in 1969, and Commander Cody enjoyed his only foray on to the pop charts in 1972 with his amusing country-pickin’ ode to fast cars,”Hot Rod Lincoln.”

Meat Loaf‘s “Paradise By the Dashboard Light” is a humorous mini rock opera about a couple going through the motions of whether or not to have sex:  “Will you love me forever?…What’s it gonna be, boy?  Yes or no?…Let me sleep on it…” 

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Even rock gods like The Beatles weren’t above knocking off a track that amounted to comedy.  On the flip side of the “Let It Be” single, released as the band was breaking up in 1970, there was a strangely funny piece called “You Know My Name (Look Up the Number),” which saw the Fab Four horsing around in a variety of voices and styles that put an emphatically comic exclamation point on their otherwise sterling career.

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There was a strange British outfit called the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band that put out some seriously humorous parodies — check out “The Intro and the Outro” for a quickie introduction.

The “rockumentary” film by Rob Reiner known as “This is Spinal Tap” certainly qualifies as a presentation of very funny rock music.

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There’s a whole category of (purportedly) funny music known as “novelty songs,” which are usually lame little ditties, often written expressly as a one-off to capitalize on some pop culture trend or figure.  The once-popular craze known as “streaking” — running naked through a public place — sparked country singer Ray Stevens’ big #1 hit “The Streak” in 1974, and the huge success of citizens band (CB) radios in the mid-’70s made C.W. McCall’s 1976 disgrace “Convoy” a #1 hit.  That same year, Rick Dees rode the tails of the disco craze with the excruciatingly idiotic “Disco Duck.”

Early one-hit wonders like The Rivingtons and Bobby “Boris” Pickett had cultural curiosities in 1962 with their funny camp classics, “Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow” and “Monster Mash,” respectively.  Brian Hyland, who also had a few typical early ’60s hits like “Sealed With a Kiss,” went to #1 with the amusing 1960 bossa nova novelty track, “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini.”

The popularity of the “Peanuts” comic strip in the ’60s gave a group called The Royal Guardsmen all the impetus they needed to reach #2 on the charts in 1966 with “Snoopy vs. the Red Baron,” a slight confection complete with sound effects of WWII airplane dogfights.

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Singer songwriter Harry Nilsson had a big hit in 1972 with “Coconut,” a silly tune about how a doctor prescribes a drink of coconut and lime to relieve a bellyache.  Rock and roll icon Chuck Berry even found his way to #1 on the charts a few months later with “My Ding-a-Ling,” a throwaway ode to his penis.

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Comedy acts have had occasional success with musical bits that became popular enough to reach the Top 40.   The pot-smoking comic duo Cheech & Chong made fun of cheesy R&B songs — first came “Basketball Jones,” a sendoff of the 1973 single “Love Jones,” and later on in the Seventies, “Bloat On,” a parody of the Floater’s #2 hit “Float On.”  “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” was Allan Sherman’s funny 1963 song about the trials and tribulations of summer camp:  “All the counselors hate the waiters, and the lake has alligators, you remember Jeffrey Hardy, they’re about to organize a searching party…”  Seventies comic sensation Steve Martin made the hit parade in 1978 with his hilarious single, “King Tut,” a spoof of the Egyptian boy-king:  “Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut…”

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In a category pretty much by himself is “Weird Al” Yankovic, who writes pointed lyrical parodies of popular tunes.  His most famous was the #16 hit “Eat It,” his takeoff on Michael Jackson’s #1 smash “Beat It,” where he lambastes a kid’s fussy eating habits.  He had plenty more along these lines, poking fun at songs by Madonna (“Like a Surgeon”), The Knack (“My Bologna”), Queen (“Another One Rides the Bus”), Joan Jett (“I Love Rocky Road”), Huey Lewis (“I Want a New Duck”), James Brown (“Livin’ With a Hernia”) and Cyndi Lauper (“Girls Just Want to Have Lunch”), to name just a few from his first few albums in the mid-’80s.

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Lastly, let’s not forget that some rock musicians have a pretty good sense of humor, saying some hilarious things in interviews with the press over the years.

As Keith Richards was facing drug-related charges in a Canadian courtroom, he said, “Let me be clear about this:  I don’t have a drug problem, I have a police problem.”

Frank Zappa, always quick with a caustic zinger, once described rock journalism as “people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk in order to provide articles for people who can’t read.”

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Guitarist Angus Young of the heavy metal band AC/DC poked fun at the band’s critics this way:  “I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.”

Alice Cooper had a big hit in the fall of 1972 called “Elected,” and when he was asked who he supported in the upcoming presidential election, he said, “If you’re listening to a rock star to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.”

George Harrison, commenting on the “new” single the remaining Beatles produced in 1995 from an old John Lennon cassette:“I think John would have liked ‘Free As A Bird.’  In fact, I hope somebody takes all my crap demos when I’m dead and makes them into hit songs too.”

Joe Walsh, when asked if he still like playing “Rocky Mountain Way” at every concert, replied, “If I knew I had to play that song the rest of my life, I probably would’ve written something better.”

Jimi Hendrix once noted how other guitarists were attempting to mimic his style of playing,saying, “I’ve been imitated so well, I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.”

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In defending his many years of excessive bad-boy behavior, Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler said, “We believed anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing.”

Paul McCartney, reflecting on the craft of songwriting, said, “There’s nothing like the thrilling moment of completing a song that didn’t exist before.  I won’t compare it to sex, but it sure lasts longer.”

The Eurythmics’ Annie Lennox, commenting on creeping commercialism among rock stars, said, “There are two kinds of artists left — those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won’t.”

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Guitar great Jeff Beck, saying he was overwhelmed upon first seeing Jimi Hendrix perform, said, “After I saw Jimi play, I just went home and wondered what the hell I was going to do with my life.”

When reporters asked Elvis Presley some technical questions about music, he responded, “I don’t know anything about music, but in my line of work, you don’t have to.”

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