“Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?… I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady, I caught her messing ’round with another man… Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down, shot her down to the ground… Yes, I did, I shot her, you know I caught my old lady messing ’round town, and I gave her the gun, I shot her!…”
For at least a hundred years, probably longer, songs of many genres have been written about jealous men shooting their cheating women (or their lovers, or both) in arguably justifiable “crimes of passion.” Perhaps most familiar is “Hey Joe,” whose origin is murky but seems to have been written in the 1950s, recorded by dozens of artists, and made most famous by Jimi Hendrix on his 1967 LP “Are You Experienced?”
It’s merely one example of how the old bromide “Crime doesn’t pay” certainly doesn’t hold true when it comes to popular music.
Hundreds of songs about crime — blues, hard rock, country, rap, folk, pop — have been written that feature outlaws, thieves and serial killers and the broad array of awful things they do. Some are based on true stories; some offer disturbing images of unspeakable acts; some are sad tales of accidental shootings resulting in prison terms.
Some are even written with an almost happy-go-lucky slant and turned into Top Ten confections that sell millions. Take, for instance, “Indiana Wants Me,” a 1970 pop hit about a man who killed another man and went on the lam from the authorities. He regrets his act, if only because he knows it will mean separation from the woman he loves.
The Steve Miller Band wrote “the story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue,” two madcap felons “with nothing better to do” who got away with murder and robbery, and turned it into a hit called “Take the Money and Run” in 1976.
Even the peace-and-love Beatles came up with “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer,” a silly throwaway on 1969’s “Abbey Road” about an unhinged fellow who delights in killing people with hammer blows to their heads.
The late weird genius Warren Zevon became known as the “Excitable Boy” for the title track of his top-selling 1978 LP. That song whimsically describes the boy’s escalation from rubbing pot roast on his chest to biting the theater usherette’s leg, to eventually raping and murdering a girl and then digging up her grave to build a cage with her bones. Charming little ditty…
And those are just a few of the lighthearted ones. It was challenging indeed to try to whittle down the voluminous list of “criminal songs” to about two dozen for this blog post and playlist. But I’ve made my selections, and added a healthy gang of “honorable mentions” afterwards, and as usual, you’ll find a Spotify playlist at the end as a soundtrack to your reading pleasure.
“I Fought the Law,” Bobby Fuller Four, 1966, The Clash, 1977
The moral of the story here is crystal clear: Break the law, you go to jail. But talk about a creepy coincidence: Texas native Bobby Fuller put together a foursome and recorded the regional favorite “I Fought the Law” in 1966, turned it into a Top Ten nationwide hit and, only six months later, was found dead in his mother’s garage from asphyxiation. Suicide or homicide? We’ll never know. England’s punk heroes The Clash found success with their more aggressive cover of the song, which brought them a US audience in 1979.
“Smuggler’s Blues,” Glenn Frey, 1984
As music videos took center stage in popularizing songs in the 1980s, former Eagle Glenn Frey (who passed away in 2016) wrote, produced, and starred in “Smuggler’s Blues,” an award-winning work that ended up as the inspiration for an entire episode of the “Miami Vice” TV show. The lyrics tell the story of a drug deal gone awry, and the life-changing consequences for everyone involved: “It’s a losing proposition, but one you can’t refuse, it’s the politics of contraband, it’s the smuggler’s blues…”
“Folsom Prison Blues,” Johnny Cash, 1969
Country musicians haven’t been the least bit shy about writing songs about outlaws, thievery and love gone horribly wrong. From Merle Haggard’s “Mama Tried” and George Jones’ “Still Doin’ Time” up through the Dixie Chicks’ “Goodbye Earl” and Kacey Musgraves’ “Five Finger Discount,” country music fans have always cherished the songs that canonized gun-toting folks who felt the need to settle scores “because he needed killin’.” Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” which combined the metaphors of trains and prisons in one memorable track about a cold-blooded killer who “shot a man in Reno just to watch him die,” reached #1 on the country charts in 1968.
“Robbery, Assault and Battery,” Genesis, 1976
Phil Collins, Tony Banks, Mike Rutherford and Steve Hackett had their hands full as they prepared material for the first Genesis album without their former front man Peter Gabriel. One tune Collins wrote, “Robbery, Assault and Battery,” recalled his days as a young actor playing the Artful Dodger in a London stage production of “Oliver Twist.” But the song took the crimes much further, from picking pockets to murder, still gleefully escaping the reach of the law, at least for now: “I’ve got clean away, but I’ll be back someday… Some day they’ll catch me, to a chain they’ll attach me, until that day, I’ll ride the old crime wave…”
“Midnight Rambler,” The Rolling Stones, 1969
In the ’60s, The Stones encouraged the perpetuation of their bad boy image with references to Satan (“Sympathy for the Devil”) and violent crime (“Gimme Shelter”). One of their more notorious efforts is “Midnight Rambler,” which uses the example of the so-called “Boston Strangler” of 1966 to paint a harrowing picture of a madman on the loose, possibly in your neighborhood. The studio version on 1969’s “Let It Bleed” is pretty great, but the live version on 1970’s “Get Yer Ya-Ya’s Out” is superior.
“I Shot the Sheriff,” Bob Marley and The Wailers, 1973
This classic reggae tune by the late great Bob Marley has an unusual twist: The narrator freely admits to killing the (corrupt) local sheriff but professes innocence regarding the death of his deputy. Guitar hero Eric Clapton turned The Wailers’ obscure track into a #1 hit in 1974. Decades later, when rapper Ice-T took a lot of heat for his incendiary song “Cop Killer,” he cited “I Shot the Sheriff” as proof of society’s hypocrisy that neither Marley nor Clapton ever faced the same outrage.
“Don’t Take Me Alive,” Steely Dan, 1976
From as early as 1972’s “Do It Again” (“In the morning you go gunnin’ for the man who stole your water…”) through 2000’s twisted “Cousin Dupree” (“What’s so strange about a down-home family romance?…”), Donald Fagen and Walter Becker were infamous for writing lyrics populated by felons, weirdos, pedophiles and outcasts. In “Don’t Take Me Alive,” the narrator has killed his low-life father and has no intention of turning himself in (“Got a case of dynamite, I could hold out here all night…”)
“Miguel,” Gordon Lightfoot, 1971
The legendary Canadian troubadour did wondrous things with this melodic piece of Spanish guitar folk music that tells the tragic story about Miguel, a Mexican who sneaks across the border to see his true love and avenge his mother’s broken heart at the hands of a deserting father. Miguel also shoots the lawman who came to capture him, and Miguel ultimately dies as well. In this tale, revenge is definitely not sweet.
“Ride Like the Wind,” Christopher Cross, 1980
Cross burst on the scene in 1980 with this #2 hit, another murderer-on-the-lam vignette. The first-person narrator laments that he was “born the son of a lawless man who always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand.” He was accused, tried and sentenced to death… but he “never was the kind to do as I was told, gonna ride like the wind before I get old…” The galloping musical arrangement underscored the sense of urgency in the man’s race to reach Mexico before being captured.
“Jailbreak,” Thin Lizzy, 1976
“Tonight there’s gonna be trouble, some of us won’t survive, see, the boys and me mean business, bustin’ out dead or alive…” It’s unclear just what crimes they committed that landed them in jail, but the point here for songwriter Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy is that “the boys and me” are serious tough guys who don’t intend to sit rotting in jail for even one more day. The hard rock song remains a staple on classic rock playlists many decades later.
“Nebraska,” Bruce Springsteen, 1982
After five albums full of songs about exuberance, lust, hopes and dreams, Springsteen threw his audience a curve ball with the album “Nebraska,” full of criminals and losers facing bleak, dead-end existences. At the top of the list was the man in the title track, fashioned after the real serial killer Charles Starkweather, a Nebraskan who killed 11 people in the 1950s before being executed in 1959. The album, sparsely recorded by Springsteen at home alone on a four-track cassette recorder, also included crime-related pieces like “Johnny 99,” “Highway Patrolman” and “State Trooper.”
“Bloodbath in Paradise,” Ozzy Osbourne, 1989
Leave it to that unpredictable psycho Ozzy to write a lurid hard rock song blatantly depicting the infamous crimes of Charles Manson and his “family” 20 years after they took place in the Hollywood Hills. Manson may be dead now, but thanks to tracks like this one, the gut-wrenching murders live on. In case you’d forgotten, here’s a snippet to turn your stomach: “There’s blood on the walls when Charlie and the family make house calls, if you’re alone, then watch what you do, ’cause Charlie and the family might get you, can you hear them in the darkness, helter skelter, spiral madness, bloodbath in paradise…”
“Murder By Numbers,” The Police, 1983
The most chilling thing about this compelling song (found as a bonus track on The Police’s final LP “Synchronicity”) is how it offers a virtual manifesto for how easy it is to turn murder into an art form “if you’ve made a stone of your heart and your hands are willing.” The lyrics explain that there’s no need for bloodshed if you merely slip a tablet into someone’s coffee. It goes on to suggest, “If you have a taste for this experience… then you must try a twosome or a threesome… it’s a habit-forming need for more and more…” Hmmm. Makes me wonder whether some of these shooters today grew up listening to this track over and over…
Songs about mentally ill loners who kill innocent people are almost too numerous to mention. Sad to say, these curious, dangerous types have always made fascinating subjects for songs, films and books. In the popular music arena of the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s, I have singled out these riveting tracks:
“Psycho Killer,” Talking Heads, 1976
When David Byrne wrote this quirky song back in 1974 “because the villains were always the more interesting characters,” he envisioned Alice Cooper doing a Randy Newman-type ballad about a murderer. By the time it was released on the Talking Heads’ debut LP in 1977, many erroneously assumed it referred to the so-called “Son of Sam” killings in New York City that year. The translated lyrics (partly in French) tell the story pretty clearly: “What I did that evening, what she said that evening, fulfilling my hope, headlong I go toward glory…”
“Ticking,” Elton John, 1974
Elton’s lyricist Bernie Taupin intended for his fictional antihero to earn our pity as a misunderstood, troubled kid whose “brain just snapped” when he “went berserk in Queens” and murdered 14 people. The dramatic, seven-minute track from the “Caribou” LP offers taut-nerve lyrics in which the killer is described as “an extremely quiet child” who wrestled with demons that no one paid attention to. But they should’ve seen it coming, he believes: “Hear it, hear it, ticking, ticking…”
“Family Snapshot,” Peter Gabriel, 1980
This harrowing song from Gabriel’s third solo album (unofficially known as the “Melt” LP) takes the listener along on a ride through the warped mind of a lone assassin eager to pick off an unnamed politician as his campaign caravan travels by on a city street. We learn his plan (“If things work out right, they won’t see me or the gun”), his irrational motive and need for fame (“There he is, the man of the hour, standing in the limousine, I don’t really hate you, I don’t care what you do, we were made for each other”), and even what likely caused his unraveling (“Come back Mum and Dad, you’re growing apart, you know that I’m growing up sad, I need some attention…”).
“Killer’s Eyes,” The Kinks, 1981
An attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II in 1981 was the impetus for Ray Davies’ song “Killer’s Eyes,” included on The Kinks’ “Give the People What They Want” LP that year. Davies said he was among those who continually searched for answers as to why someone seeks to kill anyone, let alone a man of God who preaches world peace. The song is written largely from the point of view of the assassin’s brokenhearted mother: “We all go through hell in some kind of way, can you tell me what it’s like to be there every day, when you were young you had a vision, why’d you go and do a thing like that?…”
“Sniper,” Harry Chapin, 1972
Chapin wrote long story-songs, and this interminable 10-minute treatise is a test of anyone’s endurance. Although it doesn’t mention Charles Whitman by name, it’s clearly about the disturbed man who climbed a tower at the University of Texas in 1966 and murdered 16 innocents. It’s not a great song, not by a long stretch, but it offers some constructive insights into the dysfunctional thinking of those who commit such acts: “I am a lover who’s never been kissed… Listen you people, I’ve got a question, you won’t pay attention but I’ll ask anyhow, I found a way that will get me an answer, been waiting to ask you ’til now, right now! Am I?… You’ve given me my answer, can’t you see? I was! I am! And now I will be!!…”
“Down By the River,” Neil Young, 1969; “Too Much Blood,” The Rolling Stones, 1983; “Been Caught Stealing,” Jane’s Addiction, 1990; “Crime of the Century,” Supertramp, 1974; “Smooth Criminal,” Michael Jackson, 1987; “Stagger Lee,” Lloyd Price, 1959; “Let Him Dangle,” Elvis Costello, 1989; “Machine Gun Kelly,” James Taylor, 1971; “Bankrobber,” The Clash, 1980; “Janie’s Got a Gun,” Aerosmith, 1989; “Riders on the Storm,” The Doors, 1971; “Thieves in the Temple,” Prince, 1990; “The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde,” Georgie Fame, 1967; “Renegade,” Styx, 1978; “The Killing of Georgie (Parts I & II),” Rod Stewart, 1976; “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings, 1973
Good list of tunes Hack! Adding:
“Cuban Crime of Passion” – J. Buffett; “Doolin-Dalton” – Eagles; “A New Life” – Marshall Tucker; “Willie Jones” Charlie Daniels; “El Paso” – Mary Robbins; “Peanut Butter Conspiracy” – J. Buffett and the fantastic “Poncho and Lefty” written by Towns Van Zandt and popularized by Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard.