Ooh, I know that one!

In addition to publishing this rock music blog every Friday, I also have some fun on Facebook every morning when I post what I call the “daily lyrical puzzler.”  I select a couple of lines of lyrics from a pop/rock song from the ’60s, ’70s or ’80s, and readers are encouraged to try to identify the song title and/or the artist.  To keep others from seeing the answer prematurely, I ask readers to find a way to show me they know the answer without revealing the answer — quote more lyrics from the same song, make some reference to the artist, name the album it came from, that kind of thing.

278223Since we’re all cooped up at home (or should be) and in need of a little entertainment, I thought I’d try a bigger version of the puzzler game by introducing the first installment of Hack’s Back Pages Monthly Lyrics Quiz to test your memory banks!

First, get a paper and pencil.  Second, I have selected 20 different song lyrics for you to mull over.  If you can identify any of them, write your answers down.  Then and only then, scroll down to read the correct answers and see how you did.

I decided to keep this relatively easy by selecting songs that reached #1 on the Billboard Top 40 charts sometime in the ’60s, ’70s or ’80s.  Future quizzes will include lyrics from songs that didn’t dominate the charts but were still very popular in their time.

You can play this game with your quarantine mates, or over the phone with a friend.  At the end is the usual Spotify playlist of all 25 songs from the quiz.  Don’t peek!

And here we go!


1   “Want some whiskey in your water?  Sugar in your tea?  What’s all these crazy questions they’re askin’ me?”

2   “She’ll only come out at night, the lean and hungry type, nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before…” 

3   “So why on earth should I moan ’cause when I get you alone, you know I feel okay…”

4   “There is a blue one who can’t accept the green one for living with a fat one trying to be a skinny one…”

5   “The full moon is calling, the fever is high, and the wicked wind whispers and moans…”

6   “The man in the silk suit hurries by as he catches the poor old lady’s eye, just for fun he says, ‘get a job’…”

7   “As he rises to her apology, anybody else would surely know, he’s watching her go…”

8   “If I should call you up, invest a dime, and you say you belong to me, and ease my mind…”

9   “Here is that rainbow I’ve been praying for, it’s gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day…”

10   “Feelin’ better now that we’re through, feelin’ better, ’cause I’m over you, I learned my lesson, it left a scar, now I see how you really are…”

11   “Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes, put it in your pantry with your cupcakes…”

12   “Hitchin’ on a twilight train, ain’t nothing here that I care to take along, maybe a song to sing when I want…”

13   “Every time I see your face, it reminds me of the places we used to go…”

14   “Love was out to get me, that’s the way it seemed, disappointment haunted all my dreams…”

15   “It was the third of September, that day I’ll always remember, ’cause that was the day that my daddy died…”

16   “Move yourself, you always live your life, never thinking of the future…”

17   “Ooh, your kisses, sweeter than honey, and guess what, so is my money…”

18   “Well, I can’t forget this evening or your face as you were leaving but I guess that’s just the way the story goes…”

19   “Your lights are on, but you’re not home, and your mind is not your own, your heart sweats, your body shakes, another kiss is what it takes…”  

20   “There’ll be good times again for me and you, but we just can’t stay together, don’t you feel it too?…”


Have you made your guesses?  If so, please SCROLL DOWN:














1   “Mama Told Me Not to Come,” Three Dog Night, 1970

Unknown-226Early in his career, Randy Newman wrote this song about a teen attending his first drinking party and deciding he didn’t like it much.  His version of the song appears on his “12 Songs” LP,  and it’s quite different from the rendition that most people know.  Three Dog Night were known for discovering cool songs by other songwriters and releasing their own arrangement that they turned into big hits.

2   “Maneater,” Daryl Hall & John Oates, 1982

Unknown-227The duo combined to write this catchy danceable song that most people assume is about a woman.  “It was originally written about New York City in the ’80s and its greed, avarice and spoiled riches, and then we changed it a bit to make it sound more like a woman because it would be more relatable,” said John Oates.  It went on to become Hall & Oates’ biggest hit, staying at the top spot for four weeks in late ’82/early ’83.

3   “A Hard Day’s Night,” The Beatles, 1964

Unknown-228After a very long day of recording that stretched well past midnight, Ringo Starr blurted out how tired he was:  “Whew, it’s been a hard day…’s night!”  Filmmaker Richard Lester decided it was a perfect title for his film about a day in the life of The Beatles in the midst of Beatlemania.  John Lennon wrote it and Paul McCartney put on some finishing touches to the bridge.  George Harrison added the jarringly wonderful opening chord.

4   “Everyday People,” Sly and The Family Stone, 1968

images-149The first major act to offer a racially diverse lineup was the perfect group to record Sly Stone’s cheerful song that urges equality and racial harmony.  The lyrics mock the futility of people hating each other, urging instead “I am no better, and neither are you, we are the same whatever we do.”  The song also includes the original line “different strokes for different folks,” which became a popular catchphrase that’s still in use 50 years later.

5   “One of These Nights,” The Eagles, 1975

Unknown-229Glenn Frey, who started writing the music to this track while listening to Spinners and Al Green albums, was looking for a groove that merged rock and disco, with some biting guitar work.  Meanwhile, Don Henley put the lyrics together while he was procrastinating about accomplishing a couple of personal goals.  “It’s really about putting things off,” said Henley.  Frey called it his favorite of the entire Eagles catalog.

6   “The Way It Is,” Bruce Hornsby and The Range, 1986

Unknown-230Hornsby’s first LP was one of the more successful debut albums of the ’80s, spawning three Top 20 singles, including “Every Little Kiss,” “Mandolin Rain” and the #1 hit “The Way It Is.”  The title track makes several references to the civil rights movement and the segregation and inhumanity that reigned in the U.S. before and during that period.  It was a stark reminder in the mid-’80s that we still hadn’t solved these issues.

7   “What a Fool Believes,” The Doobie Brothers, 1978

Unknown-231Michael McDonald joined the Doobies in 1976 and helped the band evolve from straight rock to a more soulful, R&B groove.  This tune, co-written by McDonald and Kenny Loggins, was recorded by both artists at the same time, and both performed it in concerts, sometimes together, but it was The Doobies’ version from their “Minute By Minute” LP that went to the top of the charts and won a Record of the Year Grammy.

8   “Happy Together,” The Turtles, 1967

Unknown-232Critic Denise Sullivan succinctly summed up this irresistible song as “a most sublime slice of pop music heaven.”  She noted its rock ‘n roll martial beat but said it “veered dangerously close to bubblegum.”  The Turtles two primary vocalists, Howard Kaylan and Mark Volman, later joined Frank Zappa’s Mothers of Invention, and then morphed into their own ’70s group, Flo and Eddie.

9   “I Can See Clearly Now,” Johnny Nash, 1972

Unknown-233It wouldn’t be until the mid-’70s and Bob Marley’s arrival that reggae found a real following among American music fans.  But in 1972, Houston-born Johnny Nash became the first non-Jamaican to record in Kingston, Jamaica and the first to have a reggae song reach the top of the US charts.  The song, like most reggae tunes, have lyrics which speak proudly of happiness, peace and brotherhood.

10   “You’re No Good,” Linda Ronstadt, 1974

Unknown-234Country star Clint Ballard Jr. wrote this tune back in 1963, and several artists charted with their versions in other countries but stalled on the charts here.  Ronstadt, who had struggled along through her first four albums, signed with Peter Asher in 1974, and the resulting LP, “Heart Like a Wheel,” turned out to be her breakthrough.  Both the album and this song, perhaps one of the best break-up songs ever, both reached #1.

11   “Mrs. Robinson,” Simon and Garfunkel, 1968

Unknown-235Film director Mike Nichols asked Paul Simon to write songs for his upcoming film “The Graduate,” but Nichols didn’t like what Simon submitted, except for “Mrs. Robinson,” which Simon hadn’t finished by the time of the movie’s release, so you hear only the chorus (twice) in the film.  Four months later, Simon and Garfunkel released the completed song on their #1 LP “Bookends,” and the duo became household names.

12   “Cracklin’ Rosie,” Neil Diamond, 1970

Unknown-236Here’s another song that seems to be about a woman, and some fans thought it was about a bottle of wine, but in fact, it’s about a Rosewood guitar Diamond bought from the proceeds of his early hits.  It wasn’t the first song someone wrote about a favorite musical instrument, and it certainly hasn’t been the last either.  The song appeared on Diamond’s first album of substance, titled “Tap Root Manuscript.”

13   “Photograph,” Ringo Starr, 1973

Unknown-237Ringo got significant help from George Harrison on writing and arranging this tune.  They recorded it during sessions for Harrison’s “Living in the Material World” LP in late 1972.  The track features Harrison on guitar, the great Nicky Hopkins on piano and Beatle pal Klaus Voorman on bass.  The poignant lyrics refer to a photograph that remind us that either someone has died, or a relationship has come to an end.

14   “I’m a Believer,” The Monkees, 1966

Unknown-238The young, still-struggling Neil Diamond wrote (and recorded) this tune in early 1966.  The Monkees’ musical director Don Kirshner heard it and decided his new made-for-TV faux rock group should record it for their second album, “More of the Monkees.”  It ended up being the biggest selling single of 1967, and 34 years later, the ’90s band Smash Mouth had a minor hit with their own version of “I’m a Believer” from the “Shrek” film.

15   “Papa Was a Rolling Stone,” The Temptations, 1972

Unknown-239David Ruffin had left the famous Motown group in 1968, and now singer Eddie Kendrick was about to do the same, but not before the group scored one last blockbuster hit.  The track is a seven-minute slice of what they called “cinematic soul,” about a deadbeat dad who left his wife and children, told from the viewpoint of one of the kids years later.  The album version, with multiple instrumental solos, went on for nearly 12 minutes.

16   “Owner of a Lonely Heart,” Yes, 1983

Unknown-240One of the best of the ’70s British progressive rock bands, Yes had run out of gas around 1980, but bassist Chris Squire and Alan White ended up teaming up with talented South African musician Trevor Rabin, using his songs and demos as the basis for a new group called Cinema.  But once they convinced singer Jon Anderson to return, they decided to call it another Yes album despite its more commercial sound.  The lead song reached #1.

17   “Respect,” Aretha Franklin, 1967

Unknown-241The late great Queen of Soul had been recording for Columbia for five years, wasting her volcanic talents on boring middle-of-the-road material.  Once she jumped to R&B-leaning Atlantic in 1967, they immediately put her to work on energetic soul songs.  Her first single on Atlantic, arguably her peak career moment, was a fierce call for basic human respect and became the unofficial anthem of the women’s movement.

18   “Without You,” Harry Nilsson, 1971

Unknown-242Pete Ham of Badfinger wrote this power ballad, which Badfinger also recorded, but when Harry Nilsson recorded his heartfelt version, it rocketed to #1 in early 1972 as the first single from the popular “Nilsson Schmilsson” album.  It was very unusual for the great songwriter to cover another writer’s material, but in this instance, it proved to be a great choice for him.

19   “Addicted to Love,” Robert Palmer, 1986

Unknown-243The distinctive music video of this song certainly helped push it to the top of the pop charts in 1986.  It features Palmer at the microphone with four heavily stylized female models, appearing almost like mannequins but lined up as background singers with guitars.  Palmer had planned on recording this track with Chaka Khan in a duet, but her label wouldn’t release her to do it, although she still got credit for the vocal arrangement.

20   “It’s Too Late,” Carole King, 1971

Unknown-244Instead of bitterness, King’s song (with lyrics by collaborator Toni Stern) assumes a more practical, less emotional attitude of blamelessness about the end of a romantic relationship.  It’s interesting to note that Stern wrote the lyrics just after her affair with James Taylor came to an end, for he plays guitar and sings on King’s “Tapestry” album.  The song held the #1 spot for four weeks and won a Record of the Year Grammy.


All I need is the air that I breathe

A scant two weeks ago, it was still funny to repeat the joke, “The best way to beat the Coronavirus is to switch to Dos Equis.”

But now it has become clear that we all need to get with the program for at least the next few weeks and limit interactions with groups of 10 or more.  Better yet, just do what I’m doing:  Stay home.


Hey, it’s not so bad.  There’s plenty to do around the house.  You can be productive and clean closets, or paint a room, or write a letter (remember writing letters?).  Or you can just chill.  Bingewatch something on Netflix, or read a good book, or have more sex (remember sex?).

Regardless of how you spend your time piddling around the house, you’re going to need a Quarantine Playlist, otherwise known as Quaran-tunes!

Social media is full of comedians, and the other day I saw that someone had come up with a list of song titles that had been altered by a word or two so they would be great for a quarantine playlist:

“Don’t Wanna Hold Your Hand,” The Beatles

“Tangled Up in Flu,” Bob Dylan

“You Can Leave Your Mask On,” Joe Cocker

“The Closer I Get to You (I Get Infected),” Donny Hathaway & Roberta Flack

“My Corona,” The Knack

“Everybody Was Kung Flu Fighting,” Carl Douglas

“Tainted Glove,” Soft Cell

“(Don’t) Stand By Me,” Ben E. King

“Stuck in the Middle With Flu,” Stealer’s Wheel

“We Will, We Will Wash You,” Queen

“(Don’t Want to Be) Close to You,” The Carpenters

“When Will I Be Gloved,” Linda Ronstadt

“(Don’t) Touch Me in the Morning,” Diana Ross

“Sometimes When We Touch (I Get Infected),” Dan Hill

“Killing Me Softly With His Virus,” Roberta Flack

“I Got Flu Babe,” Sonny & Cher

Amusing, to be sure.

But I’ve collected another set of 16 “quarantunes” that can be played just as they are, with titles that are right on the money for what we’re going through.  Songs that you can snuggle up to as you stay home for a while.  Enjoy.  As best you can.


“Don’t Stand So Close to Me,” The Police, 1980

Unknown-208In the verses of this classic from The Police’s “Zenyatta Mondatta” LP, which reached #10 in the US and #1 in their native UK, Sting is singing about an improper flirtation between a teacher and young student, but the chorus certainly works for someone in quarantine.  You might want to pogo-dance around the room to this song to break the monotony of your temporary life in close quarters.

“I Want a New Drug,” Huey Lewis and The News, 1983

Unknown-211Lewis and his band had to face uptight authorities who claimed this song glorified drug use…until they took the time to read the lyrics!  He ended up scoring a #1 hit with this tune, which refers to his need for a drug “that makes me feel like I feel when I’m with you.”  These days, we’re all looking for the new drug that will stop the Coronavirus so we can get back to some sense of normalcy.  Here’s hoping one of the world’s many scientists comes up with the vaccine soon!

“All By Myself,” Eric Carmen, 1975

Unknown-214The former leader of The Raspberries has taken a lot of abuse for this maudlin song from his first solo LP, which may have been a big success commercially, but for some people, it’s cringeworthy.  The musical structure of the verses borrows heavily from Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, and the chorus is taken from a previous Carmen tune, “Let’s Pretend,” from the debut Raspberries LP.  A song for self-quarantine?  More like a song for self-pity.

“Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu,” Johnny Rivers, 1972

Unknown-225This contagious rock and roll tune was written and first recorded by the great Huey “Piano” Smith, an R&B keyboard wonder who helped influence early rock and roll.  Smith’s lively rendition foundered on the charts at #56, but in 1972, Louisiana-raised Johnny Rivers stepped up to the plate and hit a home run with his version, which reached #6 and stayed on the charts for an impressive four months.  If there was ever an ideal quarantine song, this is it.

“From a Distance,” Bette Midler, 1990

Unknown-209Much like Eric Carmen’s “All By Myself,” this dramatic ballad elicits wildly different responses.  Songwriter Julie Gold took home a Song of the Year Grammy for it, and Bette Midler’s rendition reached #2 on the pop charts, but conversely, a VH-S one viewers’ poll ranked “From a Distance” among the “50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs Ever.”  All I know is it’s an appropriate song for those of us practicing social distancing.

“Tired of Being Alone,” Al Green, 1971

Unknown-210The Reverend Green is singing about how he would prefer to be in a relationship and no longer wants to be on his own.  For those of you who live on your own and have chosen to self-quarantine, I imagine it might get pretty boring and lonely.  We all need company to keep from going stir-crazy, so I suggest you try FaceTime, or even just a regular old phone call to stay in touch with friends and family…

“Fever,” Elvis Presley, 1965

Unknown-213Written in 1956, first recorded by R&B singer Little Willie John, popularized by Peggy Lee and later recorded by such luminaries as Elvis Presley, Madonna and Beyoncé, “Fever” has been through a ton of different arrangements over more than 60 years.  For my money, I think Presley’s version comes closest to capturing the smoldering love that songwriter Otis Blackwell was trying to describe.  Here’s hoping any fever you get is not from the current virus threat.

“In My Room,” The Beach Boys, 1963

Unknown-215Brian Wilson is responsible for some truly iconic songs during his peak years of 1963-1966, perhaps none as wistful and lovely as this one.  He struck a chord with kids everywhere who cherished the times they spent alone in their rooms.  We can maybe learn something from the sentiment behind Wilson’s song, which reminds us that being sequestered in our rooms doesn’t have to be a punishment.

“Don’t Touch Me There,” The Tubes, 1975

Unknown-216This naughtily campy rock band from San Francisco actually did better in England than the U.S., but maverick FM stations here played some of their better tunes, most notably “White Punks on Dope,” “What Do You Want From Life,” “Slipped My Disco” and the outrageously salacious “Don’t Touch Me There.”  It fits right in to our playlist, especially if you sing, “Don’t touch me here, or there, or anywhere for the time being.”

“I Will Survive,” Gloria Gaynor, 1979

Unknown-218One of the most challenging things about this crisis, for me and many of you, is the uncertainty that looms over everything.  To stave off the anxiety, it’s advisable to keep a positive attitude, and one of the best soundtracks for that is this Gloria Gaynor disco era classic, a favorite of women in karaoke bars everywhere.  Most of us most assuredly will survive, especially with songs like this to lift our spirits.

“Don’t Bother Me,” The Beatles, 1963

Unknown-219George Harrison said he was sick in bed with the flu when he wrote this gloomy song for The Beatles’ second LP, “With The Beatles.”  It was the first Harrison original to be recorded by the band, and its sullen mood was atypical for the group at the time.  “I wasn’t contagious or anything, I just felt awful and didn’t want anyone around,” he said, and the lyrics — “So go away, leave me alone, don’t bother me”— certainly reflect that.

“I Can’t Get Next to You,” The Temptations, 1969

IUnknown-220n this 1969 Number One hit by the Motown songwriting team of Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong, The Temptations sing about all the things they can do, but the one thing they can’t do is get next to you.  They don’t say why, exactly — perhaps she’s living many miles away, or she’s given her heart to someone else.  It doesn’t seem likely it’s because she’s been quarantined, but we can always make believe that’s the reason.

“The Fever,” Southside Johnny & Asbury Jukes, 1976

images-146Bruce Springsteen wrote this awesome slow bluesy tune in 1973 but never officially recorded it.  There’s a seven-minute demo that exists, and he performed it live a few times, but instead he chose to give it to his pal Southside Johnny Lyon to include on his debut LP, “I Don’t Want to Go Home,” with The Asbury Jukes.  Excellent rendition, and ideal for those who have, or had, or may still get, The Fever.

“Alone Again (Naturally),” Gilbert O’Sullivan, 1972

Unknown-221Born Ray Sullivan in Waterford, Ireland, this singer-songwriter was enormously popular in Ireland and England for a five-year arc, with some substantial US chart success too.  “Clair” (#2), “Get Down” (#7) and “Out of the Question” (#17) all did well during 1972-1973, but none could top “Alone Again (Naturally),” which sat at #1 for six weeks in the summer of ’72.  It’s another woe-is-me pity party, but it always tugged at my heartstrings, and it might get you through a sad moment or two.

“Sacrifice,” Elton John, 1989

Unknown-222Nobody wants to be quarantined, particularly if they show no symptoms and are doing it just because it’s the right thing to do for the greater good of the community at large.  That’s called sacrifice, folks, just like Elton John sang about on this gorgeous tune from his “Sleeping With the Past” LP, which reached #18 in the US and #3 in the UK.  Interestingly, the song is about a breakup of a marriage where the loss of the relationship is considered to be, in fact, “no sacrifice.”

“The Last Mall,” Steely Dan, 2003

Unknown-223The black-humor duo of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker were at it again on “Everything Must Go,” their late-career entry in their stunning Steely Dan catalog of great albums.  The first track offers a wickedly doomsday portrait of what a shopping excursion might look like on the eve of the apocalypse:  “Attention, all shoppers, it’s Cancellation Day, yes the Big Adios is just a few hours away, it’s last call to do your shopping at the last mall…”  Things aren’t that bad, of course — at least not yet.


The attached Spotify playlist corresponds to the 16 songs I’ve highlighted above.



As previously mentioned, we can also spend our quarantine time enjoying untold hours of hilarity watching reruns of old sitcoms, or our favorite full-length comedy films, or, as my Prime Pick of the Week, “Dizzy Doctors,” the classic 1938 Three Stooges episode where Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine and Dr. Howard wreak havoc on the health care system.